On Stupid Fucking Ideas

Like trying to conflate painful experiences. What a fucking dumb idea. Let me be the one to tell you, shingles are NO JOKE. They are as painful as everyone says, and more. Dry socket, after getting your molars out? For amatuers. Spinal Meningitis and the accompanying spinal tap? Puh-leeeze, nigger. This shit had me dribbling spit over my chin, leaning onto buildings in public, thinking I was gonna hurl, AND I WASN"T EVEN THE LEAST BIT NAUSEUS. Fuck. It's subsiding, now, thank fucking God, even though he never did answer my phone call.